Home Alone, But With a Lot Less Macaulay Culkin

For the past few days, everyone has been gone. When I say "everyone," I mean my apartment was empty, the downstairs apartment was empty, the next door apartment was empty, the boys' apartment was empty, and most of the building next door was empty.
So what is a girl to do when she's left completely unsupervised for several days?
Injure herself of course! I had a knee give out while I was in the shower (because fate is not only cruel, but has an evil sense of humor), I accidentally ripped a small hole in my shoulder somehow (and now it feels like it's on fire), and I have a myriad of fun new bruises from bumping into tables while sliding across the floor in my socks, and from falling up the stairs because my flipflops have no traction. I've also developed a hacking cough, because what's the point of being injured if you're not COMPLETELY uncomfortable and can still breathe normally?
So today I have the fun tasks of 1) packing for my Greece/Italy/Spain trip, 2) organizing the room so I can empty out and use my suitcase and 3) writing a stupid paper. I hate papers. Erg.
Oh well, by the next update, I'll have been in at least one new country. Yay!